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Alright so one day there was this kid named Ash and he came from a town called Pallet. Ash’s dream was to become a Pokemon Master and stuff. This day took place on his tenth birthday where every trainer gets his or her first Pokemon. So Ash stood up late watching TV and his mom was all “GET YO SELF TO BED” so Ash was all like “lol fuq da police” I’m positive he watched TV anyway because the next morning he was all like OH CRAP I’M LATE TO GET MY POKEMON. So he ran to Professor Oak’s office in his pj’s (happens to me all the time) and when he got there this bratty kid Gary was all like “HEHEH I GOT DA LAST POKEMON MINE IS SO COOL” so he went inside and Professor Oak told him there was no more Pokemon except for this really unstable Pikachu. So Ash took it out and the Pikachu was all like “LOL SCREW YOU” and thunderbolt’d his ass. So and then Ash was all like I’LL TAKE HIM. (I may get the order of these next events wrong, but either way they make sense.) So the Pikachu didn’t really like Ash, and didn’t like being in it’s Pokeball so that kinda sucked. Ash’s mom met him at the gate of Prof. Oak’s lab and gave him his stuff so he could be on his way. Ash now tries to catch a few pokemon without the help of his Pikachu since it doesn’t really like him all that much, but he makes a bird Pokemon called Spearow angry, and the whole flock starts attacking his Pikachu! So Ash yelled NOOO and he grabbed his Pikachu and started running away. He went up to this girl named Misty that was fishing and he was all BITCH GIMME DIS BIKE and he started biking. Suddenly it started mysteriously raining and it got all dark and he fell off the bike and the Spearow caught up to him. They were all attacking Ash because he was protecting Pikachu, but then Pikachu wriggled loose and jumped in the air and using the clouds to heighten his electrical powers he zapped all of the Spearow and it was a beautiful moment for both of them. Ash then sees a rainbow and a Pokemon called Ho-oh flying in the sky, a very rare Pokemon that is very rarely seen. Ash then goes on to travel to various towns across the region of Kanto, getting a total of 8 gym badges, finding friends along the way. After getting all 8 badges he is able to  challenge the Indigo Plateau to compete in this tournament. Unfortunately he loses to this guy named Richy who is his rival and also has a pikachu and looks highly similar to Ash (it’s very creepy). So yeah. That happens for the next ten years while Ash doesn’t age at all. :D

THE END.